Posted by
Laughtech on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 3:39:19 AM
I am Hector, your momma is Barbara
Beware Chupacabra, from Guadalajara
They suck blood
From the throat of your goat
Blood’s best when it’s flowin’
That sweet hemoglobin
I just remembered
That they dismembered
An even tempered
Taco vendor
In Denver
On the forth of September
Chupacabra like to nest
Under your desk
And ingest your flesh
Despite your protests
When their eggs hatch
The larva they snack
On the digestive track
Of some poor sap
Hey Senior
I report
The Luchador
You Adore
Declared War
Like a legislator of yore
On the floor
Against the gore
Of the Chupacabra hoards
Lemme hear ya holla
If you wanna see a Chupacabra
From Managua, Nicaragua
See the whole enchilada